party people in the house. ok, so bet: you know how on august 30th The Republican National Convention is going to be in NYC? my idea is this--as many of y'all motherfuckers as possible come to the city at that time. hotel rooms are going to be few and far between and most of y'all are broke anyway, so instead, it will be arranged that you're put up by an NYC blogger. in exchange fer sex. (if yr sexy). just playing in exchange for posts and pix and porn burnt onto CDs. there will be secret email lists. special buzznet sites. c'mon what do you say?



those who can't be here fer real can still be involved by HYPING IT UP...following the drama and linking the shit out of it...i don't know...maybe paypalling us enough for a fat sack. or maybe loaning cameras or image editing software so we can capture da hap'nin. basically whatever it takes to amp up the anti-bush blog buzz. speaking of anti i ran the idea past him last night and he was bout it, bout it, (mostly cuz he's excited to tricks like laura and i fer the first time)

Think about it. all of us out her at once...the possibilities...the legal implications. canadians are of course, welcome, as is everyone else. but especially canadians and mexicans as we all share the same land.

don't worry folks who want to stay anonymous will have their wish granted. masks will be provided. we can have a masqurerade ball.



seriously, though. it's genius...those old dangling balls and dried up twats will be there viagra and oxy contin coursing through their veins and meanwhile all of us will be running around. outside. talking, hyping, typing (but no skyping).

partying, taking pictures, making movies of one another while we sleep.

starting a new country...