fuck yr gender

what up party people. in honor of bush’s announcement, I thought I’d put out an open casting call for our new site. I need you dudes to put on a dress and take a walk on the wild side. that’s right. I want you to float my boat and send me a pic of yourself posed like this:



send it to yerbluetoy@hotmail.com

the star who sends me the hottest, most lip-smacking, mmm, mmm, good entry will not only be the recipient of my undying love and devotion (you think I jest, but if there’s one thing I can’t resist it’s a cock inside a dress), but he/she will be featured in a prominent place on BRANDTRUEBOY’S new, as yet unrevealed artsy fartsy mega site.

as in all things that truly matter, attitude and effort count way more than exactitude, so don’t fret if you don’t own a pair of high heel open toes. I want you to strike a pose, call the shots, command my attention…”real” girls can enter too, but keep in mind that you’ll need to go the extra mile to play a girl playing a boy playing a girl. not that this can’t and hasn’t been done (click here to learn about the world famous *BOB*, female drag queen)

don’t think that you have to be gay to enter. don’t think that you have to be thin, or have long legs, or white or whatever. don’t think at all. there’s been too much thinking lately. I’m as much to blame as anyone…it’s time to have some fun. real life is serious enough.

take it from me. the best thing about the internet (besides porn) is that it lets you be someone else…

some of you music geeks might recognize the tranny pic from the back of Lou Reed’s Transformer album. just so you know, someone has already agreed to play the west village macho man who is also depicted:




this person is one of the hottest mamas in the blogosphere. hands down. trust me, it’s going to blow yr mind to see her like this, looking all boyish and packing monster heat…all of that beautiful hair tucked neatly way inside a visored, stud-muffin cap...i’m telling you it’s going to be off the hook!!!

so don’t be shy. send me yr pic. everyone who sends something will get a very special present in return. plus the chance for fame and my undying servitude.

don’t dream it. be it.