octodog: you know you want it.

(via stereolabrat, of course)

i was reading this comic the other day, excuse me graphic novel and this character brought sausage and goat cheese to the goddess of desire, as a way of appeasing her or showing her honor or some shit like that. i was wondering which food was a nastier symbol of sex. i mean, we all know how long pink tubes of stuffed pig parts represent shlongs--but goat cheese!?! what's that about--vaginal discharge?


emmm... crotch cheese...who's got the toast?