this blog is brought to u by the american suburban experience, circa nineteen ninety NUMB.
i wanna thank rich white people everywhere. i love u, white sisters and brothers. i love my happy and prosperous white family.
i used to imagine an enormous ravine cracking open in the middle of the highway and swallowing our station wagon whole, or a laser beam shooting down from a flickering star and turning the whole turnpike into a burnt potato chip..
...kids today can fantasize about terrorists instead.
i didnt blink an eye when that whole columbine shit went down. the only thing i can't understand is why it doesn't happen more often. like every day.
fuck being young.