Don't let them scare you

fuck these phony-ass, three yr old terror alerts


what, they think they're gonna SCARE new york city into voting republican?


pfffffft.




stay home

we dont want u here.


we're going to rob yr significant other

we're going to have gay sex outside yr window

we're going to be out on the streets, waiting to embarass you when it's time for yr obligatory visit to broadway to watch a disney movie performed live, on stage, with real people playing the parts of cartoons.

we're going to spit in yr food

(literally and metaphorically)

and instigate ourselves into the wet dreams

of yr playstation playing

sons and daughters...




big shouts to my boy IDEA.


"it's like our reflection," he said of this blog.


p.s. it isn't classy to gloat and there's still a lot of things to do, but i have to say that from DAY ONE i knew that mrtt was totally going to werk.

p.p.s. one love to all the cities that terrorists tried to fuck with...keep yr heads up, party people.

live and love

while the fates allow:

millions living now will never die...

nyc

dc

london

baghdad

oklahoma city

dublin

moscow

madrid

tokyo

jerusalem

tel aviv

istanbul

bali

riyadh

belfast

manilla

bangkok


etc...