Like a virgin?

This morning I was so tired I put in two tampons. I just went to the toilet and it was like a clown car up in that piece...

Re: ass kicking:

It's a well known fact that I could kick both of their drunken asses, even with one arm tied behind my back with Kotex string.

I much prefer the verbal whip, however.

The pain runs deeper.


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